cicadacalling:

scruffylookingpiratecaptain:

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

(via ddunkass)

cursedtrekedits:

“Back in the day my father knew a space ship captain, real good with the ladies. He used to say, “that Captain Kirk, he was as smooth as a Klingon forehead.” Well, I always thought that was odd, ya know?”

(via bixbythemartian)

scrupulosity-comics:

scrupulosity-comics:

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sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

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(via bixbythemartian)

tallnoser:

for real! (from kadji amin)

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What I’ve realized is that I believe that the matter of gender is practical and relational. It’s not about who you are inside, it’s more about how you would feel most comfortable in the world. It’s not ‘Who are you?’ but ‘How do you want to live?’

Had that been the discourse when I was coming up, I would have breathed a sigh of relief. I don’t have to figure out who I am on the inside, I just have to figure out how I want to live.

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(via laenij)

it-grrl:

it-grrl:

💜🚨💜 BWOOP BWOOP ATTENTION @CLEOLINDA THERE IS A BABY PALLAS CAT 💜🚨💜

I think I got too excited and capslocky and forgot to actually tag @cleolinda hey Cleo have you seen this lil man yet?

Friend I just want everyone to see the baby. And I’m loving everyone’s tags. I only regret missing this post hitting 666 notes.

(via bixbythemartian)

synebluetoo:

an-autistic-with-personhood:

guerrillatech:

Why would you hide that in the notes

If I wasn’t positive it’s the kind of thing you need infinity dollars to do, and also that thing where I have zero knowledge of the industry, I’d be founding Himbo Appliances LLC today.

(via laenij)

kittydesade:

mememoonbeam:

Well that took several left turns.

(via cleolinda)

btc-official:

goodnightguys:

shrimb.

Customer: WAIT I FUCKED IT UP CAN I TRY AGAIN

DMV: SHRIMB

Verdict: ACCEPTED

(via icaruspendragon)

mrv3000:

urayuli:

i’m sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

ALT

(via still-an-uniroic-fangirl)

raevenlywrites:

fairycosmos:

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

• World is hard, scary, confusing
• Needs not being met
• Little to no control over my environment
• Overwhelmed and need some release
• Desperately want a nap

Yeah, that checks out

(via thewinterwitcher)

xxgothchatonxx:

2023 really has been the year of Dracula being an absolute Bitch™ and I fucking love it.

(edit: he’s returned to his book Bitch roots :D)